You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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