im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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