ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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