am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
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