like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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