if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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