"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
last night I used snow as a chaser
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