So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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