also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
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I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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