If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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