Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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