Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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