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say what?
wanna hang out?
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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