I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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