Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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