I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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