The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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