using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Randomize
