Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize