Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
