Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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