Welp...herpes.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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