'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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