Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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