My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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