Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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