Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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