your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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