I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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