i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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