Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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