Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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