You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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