I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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