Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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