i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
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