Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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