margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I'm always down for nudity.
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