Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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