She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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