The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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