I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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