Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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