im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Can I color on your dick again?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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