She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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