Having a random hookup so left but love u
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Randomize
