so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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