I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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