Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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