Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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