Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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