you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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