she sounds like chewbacca in bed
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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