did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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