Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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