come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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