I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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