I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm just crazy horny about you
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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